CONDUCTOR: Fares, please!#
MAN: Trafalgar Square, please.#
CONDUCTOR: I'm sorry, sir. I can't change a ten-pound note. Haven't you got
any small change?#
MAN: I've got no small change, I am afraid.#
CONDUCTOR: I'll ask some of the passengers. Have you any small change, sir?#
1st PASSENGER: I'm sorry. I've got none.#
2nd PASSENGER: I haven't got any either.#
CONDUCTOR: Can you change this ten-pound note, madam?#
3rd PASSENGER: I'm afraid I can't.#
4th PASSENGER: Neither can I.#
CONDUCTOR: I'm very sorry, sir. You must get off the bus. None of our
passengers can change this note. They're all millionaires!#
TWO TRAMPS: Except us.#
1st TRAMP: I've got some small change.#
2nd TRAMP: So have I.&