"You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband. "I'm
not feeling well."#
"Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear." her husband said. "I'll be pleased
to look after our baby."#
"Thank you. I'll have a quiet day and I'll soon get better." his wife told him.#
"Shall I do the shopping for you as well?" her husband asked.#
She was very pleased and said, "That will help me very much. I'll give you a
list of things to buy."#
She wrote out the list and gave it to him.#
"You can get all these things at the supermarket," she said.#
"You can put the baby in the shopping cart, then you won't have to leave him
outside."#
The man took the baby to the supermarket and put him in the shopping cart.
Then he pushed the shopping cart along the rows of things to buy and looked
for those that were on his list.#
At first all was well, but then the baby began to cry.#
Then he started to scream.#
And scream!#
And SCREAM!#
"Keep calm, George," the man said. "Don't get excited. Don't shout, George.
Don't lose your temper, George."#
A woman in the supermarket heard him saying these things. She walked up to him.#
"I think you are wonderful," she said. "You are so patient with your little
George."#
"Madam," the man said, "I'm George. He's Edward."&