Old Peter liked fishingWhenever he had any free time he drove into the
countryside, found a good place to fish, and spent a few hours fishing.#
The problem was that most of the best places to fish were on private land, and
Peter often had to pull his rod out of the water quickly and run off with it
when the owner of the land came along.#
One day he was sitting by a river that ran through a rich man's property when
he fell asleep.#
He was awakened by a voice saying, "You'll never catch anything using that
bait."#
Peter looked up and saw a man standing behind him#
"What do you mean?" Peter said"There's nothing wrong with this baitI
always use itI've caught thirty fish with it today already."#
"How very interesting," the man said"Do you know who I am?"#
Peter shook his head#
"I'm the owner of this land"#
Peter thought very quickly#
"Do you know who I am?" he asked#
The man shook his head.#
"I'm the biggest liar in the country," Peter told him.#
And with this he pulled his line out of the water and ran off as fast as he
could.&